I’m never drinking again…

…so goes the drinker’s reproach. You’ve woken up with a marching band playing in your head, and a mouth like sandpaper. Somehow you’ve got to get back to a semblance of normality, you need the right food, or drink, but decision making is tough.

Every morning after is as unique as the night before, so here’s something for every type of emergency.

It’s a classic for a reason, a big old cup of coffee to kick the sense back into you and give you that boost of energy to get you to the nearest dark, quiet place. Second generation Italian master roasters do their thing at Trading Post Coffee, making a seriously good hit a guarantee.

The emotional investment in food when you’re tired and not feeling your best can be pretty intense and making a bad food call can feel like the end of the world. Enter the Eggs Benedict at Kooks, freshly made hollandaise, perfectly poached eggs and home made maple cured ham hock delivering salty, sweet and gooey goodness on sourdough.

The breakfast menu at Joe’s Cafe is a feast in itself for those struck by a cavernous hunger. The Full breakfast is organised by size, choose from Big, Bigger or Biggest, whilst the Hashegeddon is a veritable mountain of food; it won’t end the world, but will kill your hunger.

Hair of the dog, kill or cure – if you’re going in, you may as well go in well. The Spanish fusion at Market Restaurant and Bar makes its way into the Bloody Mary here, with a sherry hit that gives quick reprise to prior transgressions.

Need to eat but find even the largest of venues to be cloying and airless? Fill your lungs with sea air, use the click and collect service from NuPosto to order your authentic Neapolitan pizza and designate the least damaged friend to make the collection from the bottom of Western Road.

Forget the dirty, greasy fried chicken with dubious meat and sorry looking chips. Bok Shop delivers the classic fried chicken but with quality ingredients and painstakingly developed recipes so you can get that hit without the bad food guilt to pile on top of that ‘never again’ guilt.

Bringing the big flavours and portions of Californian brunch and Texan barbecue to the rescue, whatever time you roll out of bed. Tuck in to the holy trinity of carbs, meat and cheese with this menu of supersized burgers, hot dogs, loaded potato skins and nachos. Elasticated waist trousers are advisable.

If your poor broken body is crying out for something substantial that is also healthy then sushi is a surprisingly good call. The cool fresh flavours of Tropical Sushi’s Latin-Japanese fusion food actually feels like they’re pouring goodness into your bloodstream, whilst slow release carbs fill you up without a crash.

Taiwanese street food at The Pond is brought to us by Baby Bao and hits that sweet spot of umami flavours with sticky, sweet sauce and fresh vegetables all hugged in a steamed bun. It’s a left field move for a hangover cure – but one we stand by.